I was in line at the post office when I noticed one of my envelope flaps had torn and was not staying shut. I asked if I could have just a small 1″ piece of scotch tape to keep it sealed. “No.”

I’m sorry, you must not have understood me, I just need a 1″ piece of tape to keep this envelope to stay closed before I mail it.  “No, I’m sorry we don’t do that.”

You realize I can see that you have tape right in front of you?  Ok, so let me make sure I understand you.  You want me to get in my car, drive home, get a 1″ piece of tape, drive back here, and get in line all over again? “Yes.”  Wow.  I’m pregnant, does that help?  “No.”

Before I could go all POSTAL on him, I noticed a woman taping up boxes on the other side of the building.  Thankfully, SHE had the decency to gave me a piece of tape.

Man, the post office has issues.  They need to see somebody about this.